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New start-up creates one time use cigarette to curb teen vaping
1 Time Cigs Inc. has developed a cigarette that contains naturally grown leaves and chemicals to addict the user to one-time-use cigarettes instead of repeated use e-cigarettes.
Staff Writer
1 day ago2 min read
Surprisingly, a Massachusetts jury actually convicts a murderer.
Boston man admitted killing his neighbor after hearing Santa Claus telling him he should. Massachusetts jury convicted him in 30 seconds.
Megan Meaghan
3 days ago2 min read
Florida man responds to Sheriff's Facebook post, reunites with lost cocaine.
A Florida man responded to a Sheriff's Facebook post and was reunited with his lost cocaine.
Staff Writer
5 days ago2 min read
Trump replaces newly hired press secretary with sock puppet.
Katie Zacharia is out as White House press secretary; her replacement is a sock puppet.
Megan Meaghan
7 days ago2 min read
Sex Robot claims to be too tired. Owner sues; robot sues back.
A Detroit man sued his sex robot for breach of contract, breach of warranty, negligence, and defamation.
Megan Meaghan
Oct 162 min read
Ipse Dixit: The Klem Principle
The Fermi Paradox will never be solved because the Klem Principle states that humans are too dumb to recognize intelligent life.
Harry Klem
Oct 133 min read
Founder of the World's Largest Personal Injury Firm Sues Himself, Demands $400 Trillion
Lawyer sues himself for the most negligent conduct ever. Wants just compensation.
Megan Meaghan
Oct 112 min read
Tennessee Officials Blame Botched Christa Pike Execution on Rasputin
Tennessee officials believe Christa Pike holds the invulnerability power of a dead Russian mystic.
Staff Writer
Oct 92 min read
Wizard Represents Boy in Immigration Court
Wizard steps in to represent boy after lawyer left out in the cold.
Megan Meaghan
Oct 72 min read
Trump Pushes to Become Supreme Judge of All the Lands
Unhappy with his own Supreme Court nominations, Trump wants to replace the Supreme Court with himself.
Megan Meaghan
Oct 51 min read
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